Paste your favorite token or command. Judgment is brutal, biased, and always loud.
$ aponex –scan█
Scanning for hopium…
Delusion detected. Initiating roast protocol…
Shitcoin Shill Judge CLI
| /confess | Admit your sins |
| /sentence | Instant verdict on your bags |
| /appeal | Cry for mercy (won’t help) |
| /prescribe | Get your $APONEX dosage |
| /diagnose | Analyze your wallet infection |
| /cope | Activate emergency coping mode |
| /faq | Ask stupid questions |
| /fuckthis | Rage quit the blockchain |
| /expose | Reveal the untouchable |
| /legend | Who even the Judge respects |
| /gem | The Judge’s rare praise |
[ SHILL JUDGE // COPE COURT ]
💡 Paste a token name or try a command like /sentence or /prescribe.
You could paste a contract address… but the Judge won’t be gentle.
Not every KOL gets roasted. One name keeps showing up… but only if you know where to look.
And rumor has it, there are two tokens the Judge refuses to roast. Nobody knows why. But if you ask the right way, the truth might leak.
Meme Leaderboard:
Top roasts from the Court. Vote wisely — or just for the memes.
~ APONEX Roadmap ~
| > Phase 1: | Release the Judge. Mock the masses. |
| > Phase 2: | Deploy meme dosage. Build immunity to rugs. |
| > Phase 3: | Launch leaderboard of wreckage. Vote for the worst. |
| > Phase 4: | Inject “Hidden Gem” for the desperate. Bribes accepted. |
| > Phase 5: | Turn APONEX into a full-blown pharmageddon protocol. |
⚠ Disclaimer
None of this is financial advice. In fact, it's probably anti-advice. $APONEX is a meme. It has no intrinsic value. No utility. No team allocation. No mercy. Do not trade while under the influence of hopium. Side effects may include: bag holding, existential dread, liquidity loss, and getting flamed by the Judge. Consult your inner degen before aping. You were warned. All opinions, roasts, and judgments are algorithmically generated for entertainment purposes only. Nothing on this site should be interpreted as fact, advice, or a personal attack. If you’re offended, you probably needed this.