Paste your favorite token or command. Judgment is brutal, biased, and always loud.
$ aponex –scan█
Scanning for hopium…
Delusion detected. Initiating roast protocol…
Shitcoin Shill Judge CLI
| /confess | Admit your sins |
| /sentence | Instant verdict on your bags |
| /appeal | Cry for mercy (won’t help) |
| /prescribe | Get your $APONEX dosage |
| /diagnose | Analyze your wallet infection |
| /cope | Activate emergency coping mode |
| /faq | Ask stupid questions |
| /fuckthis | Rage quit the blockchain |
| /expose | Reveal the untouchable |
| /legend | Who even the Judge respects |
| /gem | The Judge’s rare praise |
[ SHILL JUDGE // COPE COURT ]
💡 Paste a token name, KOL name, or try a command like /sentence or /prescribe.
Some are untouchable. Most get wrecked. Ask the right way, and secrets might leak.
You could paste a contract address… but the Judge won’t be gentle…
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Built in a litter box, launched from a basement
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Cope harder, snowflake
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Trust me, bro: The Penguin Protocol
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> $APONEX Tokenomics
| > Supply: | 1,000,000,000 |
| > Launch: | Fair launch via Pump.fun |
| > Liquidity: | Locked forever |
| > Presale: | None. No VC. No mercy. |
| > Dev wallet: | 20.14M (2.01%) – founder’s tokens, may be sold in future |
| > Ops wallet: | 16.81M (1.68%) – contributor rewards, growth, and marketing |
| > Team allocation: | 0.22% at launch – fixed |
| > Marketing: | Drawn from Ops wallet. Milestone-based. No waste. |
| > Community: | Organic. Earn your stash. No handouts. |
⚠ Disclaimer
None of this is financial advice. In fact, it's probably anti-advice. $APONEX is a meme. It has no intrinsic value. No utility. No mercy. Do not trade while under the influence of hopium. Side effects may include: bag holding, existential dread, liquidity loss, and getting flamed by the Judge. Consult your inner degen before aping. You were warned. All opinions, roasts, and judgments are algorithmically generated for entertainment purposes only. Nothing on this site should be interpreted as fact, advice, or a personal attack. If you’re offended, you probably needed this.