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Court of Cope – roasts
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Top rated roasts
5
(6)
Cope harder, snowflake
4.3
(4)
Trust me, bro: The Penguin Protocol
4
(1)
Launched with a fart, landed in the bin
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The burn list
Litter box liquidity: This cat took a dump on your bags
Aug 28, 2025
YZY: Where bags go to die
Aug 27, 2025
Legacy trash protocol: Still compressing dreams since 2003
Aug 26, 2025
Built in a litter box, launched from a basement
Aug 2, 2025
Cope harder, snowflake
Jul 12, 2025
Trust me, bro: The Penguin Protocol
Jul 4, 2025
Launched with a fart, landed in the bin
Jul 4, 2025
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